Picture: Stop Looking at Me, Swans!

I ran into this family of swans at the beach near my apartment building. They kept me entertained for half an hour. I highly recommend that everyone watch a swan preen its feathers while on land (the swan, not you) at least once. They manage to contort their necks into every position imaginable. Neither nook nor cranny is safe from the probing proboscis of the swan!

Henceforth, I shall refer to the swan as “Nature’s Colonoscope.” Especially that one on the left.